Idiot Savant

I really hate it when people act like they know what they're talking about and they have no clue how idiotic they truly are.

Meet me

I get really annoyed when men I've met before don't remember meeting me and say, Nice to meet you. I want to smack 'em.

On the Road

Isn't it weird that when you drive in Italy and you're cut off, you think -- wow those Italians, but when you drive in America and you're cut off, you think -- jerk.

Who's the Victim?

Don't you just hate yourself when you watch Special Victims Unit for two hours and you can't tear yourself away and your stomach hurts afterward and you have weird dreams and you can't wait for the next day?

Tooth hurty

Don't you just hate it when you have a dentist appointment at 8 in the morning?

Toe Nail

Don't you just hate it when you get a new pedicure and by the time you get home there is a smudge on the big toe's nail? I almost cried.

Carrot Cake

Don't you hate it when you've sworn to watch what you eat and someone brings in a carrot cake to celebrate someone's birthday? You've always felt that having piece of birthday cake was good luck. And carrot cake has the gloss of health about it.

Bananas

Don't you just hate it when the bananas have bruises?

The Grump and the Cheery One

Don't you hate it when you feel all grumbly, and someone fairly cheerful steps in and walks with you and then you realize you seem churlish and you wanted to impress this person...and somehow you didn't?

Green

Don't you hate it on St. Patrick's Day when people come up to you and ask you where your green is?

Bad Blogger

Don't you just hate it when someone says they'll be posting on their blog everyday, and then they don't?

Fax

Don't you hate it when a fax you were expecting arrives and somebody else, thinking they know more about things, takes it, puts it in an inner-office envelope and gives it to someone else?

Good Idea

Don't you just hate it when you think you have a good idea, and then someone tells you why it isn't? And then you're not sure what to do?

Detest

Don't you hate it when someone you really haven't liked at all, and in fact detest and think poorly of, suddenly becomes a bit softer and nicer, and you wonder if maybe it was you that was wrong?

Why didn't you

Don't you just hate it when people ask you why someone else didn't get back to them?