Idiot Savant

I really hate it when people act like they know what they're talking about and they have no clue how idiotic they truly are.

Meet me

I get really annoyed when men I've met before don't remember meeting me and say, Nice to meet you. I want to smack 'em.

On the Road

Isn't it weird that when you drive in Italy and you're cut off, you think -- wow those Italians, but when you drive in America and you're cut off, you think -- jerk.

Who's the Victim?

Don't you just hate yourself when you watch Special Victims Unit for two hours and you can't tear yourself away and your stomach hurts afterward and you have weird dreams and you can't wait for the next day?

Tooth hurty

Don't you just hate it when you have a dentist appointment at 8 in the morning?

Toe Nail

Don't you just hate it when you get a new pedicure and by the time you get home there is a smudge on the big toe's nail? I almost cried.